The quiltiest quilt that ever was quiltified.
Revelling in its quiltiness, bursting with quiltfulness
Faithful in its quiltship and proud in its quilthood.
Lavish in its quiltiosity, yet steadfast in its quiltitude
Straightforward in its quiliticity whilst most earnest in its quiltitas.
Confident in its quiltability to be quilted to the quilteth degree.